|June, 16 -
Elk River, MN Band Shell (indoors)
Faully,Cannary Rose, Affilio, And
|June, 17 - Shakopee,
MN The Enigma
Faully, Breaking Lies, Roxbury, Leaving Terra Plus 1 TBA
- Java Joint St. Cloud, MN
Faully with Bayfield and Cide
show Shakopee, MN The Enigma
Faully, And Then I Turned Seven A Sunken Ship Irony,
Bloodwilltell, Cedarwell, Discombobulated, Finest Hour,
and The Fusions
|June 24 -
Duluth, MN The Red Room
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|If you want to reach
all of your goals in life, just set your goals really
you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you,
And everyone is ignoring you, You should really ask
Am I TOO sexy?
|I used to be next
to the window and I could see the squirels, and they
were married. - Milton (Office Space)
was Nippleishous - Luke (Two Fish Studios)
|I was checking the
specs on the end line for the rotary gerter... I’m
retarded - Tommy Boy
- Dumb and Dumber
|They won't ticket
you if your visiting grandma. - Ryan McKeown on where
to park for warped tour
notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put
in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the
|Every day I get up
and look through the Forbes list of the richest people
in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert
I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
|"I would never
do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part
of my own ass, okay?" - Denis Leary
the biggest cock ive ever seen".
Marc (he saw a big chicken in Illinois)
|"Want a funny
image? 50 guys running in a line naked, and the first
guy stops." - Marc
ALWAYS miss that note, sometimes." - Tom
roll like a tree and drop one" - Ryan McKeown
YOU'RE Brittney, Max!" - Carp
|"What? Is my
stupidity rubbing off on you" - Marc
Recockuless" - Carp
not our future, children are our demise" - Louis
would image if you could understand Morse Code, a tap
dancer would drive you crazy"
- Mitch Hedberg
|"I think Big
Foot is blurry, that's the problem"
"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to
- Mitch Hedberg
is a great practicle joke. Get in line at the bank,
give the person in front of you a little nudge and start
putting on gloves and say 'This would be a good time
- Dane Cook
of ugly.... hmmm maybe its just Wall-Mart'"
back hurts from licking my nipple'"
|"Hey look a plastic
bag blowing in the wind. Sometimes the worlds just so
beautiful it hurts."
|"There is no
better cult leader than Fabio"
- Marc's Brother