June, 16 - Elk River, MN Band Shell (indoors)
Faully,Cannary Rose, Affilio, And Then I
Turned Seven
June, 17 - Shakopee, MN The Enigma
Faully, Breaking Lies, Roxbury, Leaving Terra Plus 1 TBA
June, 30 - Java Joint St. Cloud, MN
Faully with Bayfield and Cide

July 13 - AIDS benefit show Shakopee, MN The Enigma
Faully, And Then I Turned Seven A Sunken Ship Irony, Bloodwilltell, Cedarwell, Discombobulated, Finest Hour, and The Fusions

June 24 - Duluth, MN The Red Room
Faully, TBA
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If you want to reach all of your goals in life, just set your goals really low.
When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, And everyone is ignoring you, You should really ask yourself...
Am I TOO sexy?
I used to be next to the window and I could see the squirels, and they were married. - Milton (Office Space)
That was Nippleishous - Luke (Two Fish Studios)
I was checking the specs on the end line for the rotary gerter... I’m retarded - Tommy Boy
Cripes! - Dumb and Dumber
They won't ticket you if your visiting grandma. - Ryan McKeown on where to park for warped tour
Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" - Denis Leary
"Thats the biggest cock ive ever seen". Marc (he saw a big chicken in Illinois)
"Want a funny image? 50 guys running in a line naked, and the first guy stops." - Marc
 "I ALWAYS miss that note, sometimes." - Tom
 "Lets roll like a tree and drop one" - Ryan McKeown
"No YOU'RE Brittney, Max!" - Carp
"What? Is my stupidity rubbing off on you" - Marc
"Thats Recockuless" - Carp
"Children are not our future, children are our demise" - Louis from SOJH
"I would image if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy"
- Mitch Hedberg
"I think Big Foot is blurry, that's the problem"
"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it"
- Mitch Hedberg
"Here is a great practicle joke. Get in line at the bank, give the person in front of you a little nudge and start putting on gloves and say 'This would be a good time to leave'"
- Dane Cook
"Missouri's kind of ugly.... hmmm maybe its just Wall-Mart'"
- Carp
"My back hurts from licking my nipple'"
- Carp
"Hey look a plastic bag blowing in the wind. Sometimes the worlds just so beautiful it hurts."
- Marc
"There is no better cult leader than Fabio"
- Marc's Brother